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One of the best thing you can do in any relationship is be honest. Only through honesty can you actually connect with a friend. If your personality is based off lies, you're doing it wrong!

Now honesty doesn't mean saying everything you hear to someone. Noone likes a tattletale or gossip. However, if you are asked a question, answer it honestly! It's the only way to show your true colors-and to make sure that your friends like you for you, not because of something that isn't true.

For example, when your fiance asks you who ate all the Oscar Meyer Classic Wieners, don't blame it on Michael - live up to it, and politely tell her, "I'm sorry honey. I just love putting wieners in my mouth all day, all night. I promise I'll buy more."

She may laugh because that statement seemed rather sexual, but let's be honest here: what's more important here, her or the weiners? You guessed it - a big, long, juicy wiener of Oscar Meyer's beats your fiance just about anywhere. Look her in the eye, and with a firm but forgiving voice, slowly tell her your true feelings.

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I have to choose the wieners. ALL HEIL NASHTRON! NASHTRON IS LOVE, NASHTRON IS LIFE, and I CHOOSE THE WIENERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Honestly can greatly improve any relationship.

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